you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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