Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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