I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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