it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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