well you can't waste a boner
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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