He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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