i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
