like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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