We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
im on a boat
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