Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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