Its about making memories worth repressing
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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