You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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