He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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