Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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