my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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