I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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