doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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