new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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