I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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