I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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