did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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