i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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