Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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