I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
vagina is talking i cant
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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