Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He passed out mid-signature
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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