If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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