haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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