I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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