He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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