turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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