i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Do you remember whose house we're in?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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