her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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