im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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