i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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