It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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