And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
