That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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