she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
time to smoke my breakfast
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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