Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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