he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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