I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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