Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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