On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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