god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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