Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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