I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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