There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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