She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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