i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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