That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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