well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She swung at the pinata with crutches
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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