why didn't you poke me back
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
