Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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