I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Just puked most of my soul out..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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