...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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